How I love Virginia Woolf...

"Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size" -- A Room of One's Own

How I love Brian Lee O'Malley...

Ramona Flowers: You're all over the place.

Scott Pilgrim: But I'm so sincere!

Ramona Flowers: Sincerely lame, maybe.

How I love Warren Ellis...

'You're all too weird to live. Get in the car before I kill you on principle.' -- Sideways Bob